A few years ago I had to take Emerson to the emergency room because he had eaten a nut and had an allergic reaction. His poor little face was all swollen and splotchy and he couldn't stop coughing.
I was freaking out because I didn't know he was allergic to the nut and I'm the one who fed it to him. My little sister came along to help stabilize me and keep things running smoothly.
We get in the room and we strip my little guy down and put him in the tiniest little hospital gown. He is being so good and my sister is doing a great job distracting him while I give all the information to the nurse. She sets us up with all the meds he needs and goes to get the doctor.
My sister and I are entertaining Em when the doctor walks in. He happens to be the most beautiful man I have ever seen. I kid you not, he was gorgeous. I'm full on staring at this guy. I start having the hardest time focusing. I tell him the story of how we ended up in the ER and I'm trying to explain how I didn't know he was allergic and I'm yammering on. Apparently he feels bad for me so he hugs me. HE HUGS ME!
I start giggling. I'm actually little girl giggling at this guy. I can't help it. He was so pretty. Suddenly I'm that awkward 15 year old girl again trying to impress some cutie boy. It was so embarrassing. I was like a big train wreck and I couldn't stop myself. Giggling I tell you... I'm a grown woman with oodles of kids and this man reduced my to a pile of drool simply by entering the room. Pathetic.
We make it through the rest of the appointment and we are leaving the hospital. I haven't said anything to my sister about the doctor and I'm hoping she didn't notice what a complete moron I was making of myself in front of him. I'm thinking through all the angles of my idiot moves with this guy when she says, "That was the hottest doctor I have ever seen!"
Relief consumes my whole body-- I wasn't imagining it. She saw it too. He was so HOT!!!
Now, if anyone ever needs to go to the ER, I am first in line to offer my support.
His legend lives on through all of our sister story times simply as Hot Doctor.
Have you ever had someone help you that is so breathtaking that you make a complete idiot out of yourself staring? Come on-- 'fess up...
Modern Family captures this kind of slobbery moment perfectly. Claire dresses up when Phil gets hurt and calls 911. The firemen in their town are super hot and she gets giggly too. Here's what happens in the after mass. Isn't marriage great?