Monday, December 26, 2011

I'd Hit That...

After moving to our new house in Utah, we received notice that there was a package waiting for us at our old UPS store. 

The Mister called and after several transfers, a little cash and a few hours later, he arranged for the package to be delivered to our new home in Utah.

When it arrived we were both curious about what it could be.  Neither one of us could recall ordering anything before the move.  To our surprise we received this...

(blink blink)

After the initial shock wore off the Mister turned to me and said, "Did you order that?"

Just as shocked as he was, I replied, "Why would I order that?"

It turns out, neither one of us ordered this and neither one of us had even been to the website.  Hmmmm... no one claimed sending it to us.  We didn't have a bill for it.  But now we've got the poster all to ourselves.

What does one do with a tacky poster?

Yeah, we thought it would make a great brother-in-law Christmas gift too.  Merry Christmas!  Let the good times roll man!  I love it!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Words With Friends, it could happen to you

I have a small addiction to Words with Friends on my iphone.  You can read more about that HERE.  Which is why, when I heard about Alec Baldwin's little unfortunate mishap, I could sympathise with him.
Earlier this month Alec was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his WWF game before take off.  It was quite the mini-scandal.  It gave me the giggles.

Here is his come back on SNL.  Classic stuff here people.



...still giggling.  I love it!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Black Hole

The mister and I made a run to Costco Friday night without the kids.  As we were loading our purchases in the van I noticed something suspicious peaking out from the back seat...
This is the very last row of seats in our van. 

...and yes, that is a gallon of milk.

It wasn't open or leaking or anything bad but it got me to thinking.  The last time I had purchased milk was about a week earlier.  Which means that it must have shifted on the way home and I missed it when I unloaded.  I usually have a few little helpers bringing stuff in for me so I didn't keep track of how many gallons made it into the house that day.

One week-- ONE SOLID WEEK, this milk has been driving around in the back seat of our van.  I asked the kids about it and they claimed that they didn't notice it.

Um... you didn't notice an entire gallon of milk just floating around in the back seat?

How is that even possible?

Which proves that minivans are pits of darkness.  If you want something forgotten, just pass it to the back seat.  Your backseat is a virtual time capsule of random stuff you never want to remember.  Chicken Nugget from 2001-- I'm sure we've got one.  Last year's happy meal toy? We've got a stash.  Old DS cartage?  We've got oodles wedged between the seats.  Need a pen?  Check under the seat.

Just nasty.

**DISCLAIMER**
If you are reading this and have not had the pleasure of driving with children in your car-- don't judge.  Just wait, it will happen to you too.  I promise.

Friday, December 9, 2011

All About Utah

Today is the day and I'm giddy!!!

Since moving to Utah, I've been having so much fun exploring new places in the area.  My sister suggested I take all my new finds and put them to good use.

So I started this...

It's everything you want to know about the places I've visited from prices to kid friendliness.  You need suggestions for fun things in Utah County or Salt Lake County?  You want to know great places to eat?  You want to know about secret parking around Temple Square?  You want to know where fun shopping is?  This site is your new best friend.

 I'll be exploring Utah one bite at a time.  I hope you come along for the ride.

To start this new site off with a bang, I'm doing a fun give away to Cafe Rio.  So click on over and enter to win.  See you there...

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Christmas Panic



I know I've left you hangin'.  But tomorrow is my big reveal.  I'll show you what I've been pouring over and I think you might like it.  Anywho...

In other news, Christmas is coming! 

That's got my panties in a bundle.  I'm in panic mode and no one can talk me out of it.

My Target attendance has increased dramatically.  You wouldn't think that could be possible-- but it is.  I've been everyday this week just combing the store for the perfect gifts for everyone.  My brain has been playing around balancing the presents evenly for each of my children.

Without fail, every year there is one kid that is easier to buy for than the others.  Then if you give in and buy the things you want to get the easy kid, you have to come up with something to balance out the other kids.  It's a tricky game, but I play it every year.  I fret over it, imagining the worst case scenario on Christmas morning of tears and tantrums.  When in reality, all the kids are too busy pouring over their presents to stop and count their siblings gifts.  Drama-rama, I know.

Then there is the classic I-forgot-someone-super-important-on-my-list problem.  This year that special someone just occurred to me and I'm scrambling to come up with something just right. 

At Christmas time I wish I was a millionaire.  I can think of so many things I'd like to buy for everyone in my life.  I set a goal every year to take it easy and not spend too much.  That usually goes pretty well until about the middle of December.  I go to the store and see all the glitz and the glam, little candies and big dreams.  I usually cave and buy something I shouldn't.  But it's Christmas-- right?

How are your holiday plans coming?

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Pee Pee On The Lawn, a cautionary tale


Emerson came home from school the other day very upset.  His class had entered a contest where everyone had to come up with something artistic about uniting people around the world.  His class chose to display that through pottery.  Everyone had to fill out a form, giving thier pottery a title and a small explination.

He didn't win anything and he was super bummed about it.  I proceeded to cheer him up with all of my best mommy speeches about doing your best and being proud of your work.  blah blah blah...

He doesn't look convinced and hands me his form to throw away.  I quickly glance through it and something catches my eye.  In the middle of the form in very large lettering my son has written, PEE PEE ON THE LAWN.

"Ummm....  Em, why does your form say, pee pee on the lawn?"  I ask.

"Because, my pot is yellow and it looks just like the color of pee!" he replies.

"Well, that explains why you didn't win." I tell him.  "The judges are a bunch of people who are looking to be inspired about how we can all love each other and you write pee on your entry form?  That pretty much sealed the deal for you."

He shrugs and concludes, "Well, it does look like pee...  oh well!"  Then happily skitters out the door to play.

The moral of the story is, don't name your art after bodily fluids.

I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson today.  I know I have.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Christmas fun

I've been working on a new project that I will be unveiling to you very shortly.  It's taken up a good amount of my time-- so, sorry.

The  other half of my time has been taken up by this...
The mister has an annual obsession about Christmas.  His goal this year is to have our house visible from the freeway.  Next year's goal is to have it visible from space.  His inspiration is our all time favorite holiday film, Christmas Vacation.  This is what the mister sees when he thinks about Christmas.
Every night he thinks of something else we could do to make our house more memorable.  It's crazy-- but also crazy fun.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

One Sweet Slice Review

Last night I met a few friends at a cupcake joint.  We stumbled upon a little piece of heaven.  You know how I feel about cake-- I'm addicted.  Their cupcakes were epic.
We had a small party and they set up this table for us to sample all of their cupcake flavors.  (Yes, I was totally geeking out excited-- cake sampling!!!  It doesn't get any better than that!)
I made a plate of my favorite kinds.  I adored the key lime coconut, the chocolate orange and the peppermint french macaroons.  The flavors melded together for a taste explosion.  The macaroons melted on my tongue... (I went back to the table about 10 more times to try every thing.  I wanted to be sure I ate the best ones you know.)

The store was decorated adorably.  I sat and looked and looked, plotting more ideas for my house.  I had so much fun.  I think I'll be going back very soon for another cake fix.  Yum!!

They also do specialty cakes for weddings, birthdays ect.  Here are a few pictures from their wonderful site.

If you're interested in visiting them you can check out their website HERE.

You can also visit their store (and eat your weight in cake) at
1644 W. Towne Center Dr
South Jordan, UT

(Not sure where that is?  It's right off of Redwood Rd and about 1700 in the strip mall with Material Girls, Cafe Rio and The Pie)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

My Little Fruit Loops

This morning my kids were all jazzed to open a new box of Fruit Loops from the cereal cupboard.

Rugby told me, "Em just wants to open it because he wants to know what we won."

I told them to go ahead and open it.

Emerson's face was priceless when he realized that we hadn't won anything.

He said, "We could have won an ipad or a bike.  They even have video games."

He was so defeated.  He said, "I knew we didn't win because the box was really small."

Wait, what?!?

He explained that if we would have won the box would have been bigger to fit the prize inside.  Duh.

Rugby helped him out by adding, "Next time look for the box that has the bike sticking out of the top-- OK Mom?"

Ummm... not OK.  Something is seriously wrong with my boys if they think I could just pick the ipad shaped box to win it.  I tried to explain that if you win there is a code inside and you redeem it online.  They weren't sure my logic panned out.  They figured the box with the bike hanging out of the top made way more sense.

"Fine, next time I promise to pick the bike shaped box.  Happy now..."

They were.

Ahhh, the mystic joys of being a kid.  You gotta love a good box of magic for breakfast.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Jim Gaffigan gets me...

If you know me, you are aware of my intense feelings about camping.  If you need further proof just check HERE

Last night the mister and I found this from Jim Gaffigan.  I love that guy.  He captured my feelings for camping spot on.


I also have a serious cake addiction.  He couldn't be funnier!  I love it!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

My Front Room Masterpiece

If you are wondering why you haven't heard from me this week- well, I've been busy.  OK?

The mister left for a business trip for the week and I got to thinking...
 My front room is boring-- dull, snooze fest, lack luster, lame... you get the picture.  It took a little courage and a lot of paint and now it looks like this...
 So.... what do ya think?
 Better from this angle?
(Full disclosure!)  I wasn't in love with it immediately but it defiantly brought a little life into the front room.  Which means, I couldn't stop there.  I found a few other things that needed life around the house.
 I attacked this tree and added some lemons for color.
These door hooks were plain cream-- BO-ring!  I spiced them up.  Now I find myself just staring around the house at what I could attack next.  I'm plotting my next adventure in the kids rooms.  Oh yeah!

I just love a good project.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

So Busted!

I was running a little late the other day and called my kids to let them know.  I told them to walk home from school, have a snack and start their homework.  I promised that I would only be a few minutes.

I figured they could handle it.

A few minutes later I started getting texts from the girls.

It looked like this.
video
Those are my little angels.
video
Here is what the girls recommended.


When I got home I called the boys together and asked them why they were throwing snow and ice at the house.

"Mom, we weren't..."

Out came the video.  (thank you girls)

"Um, OK, maybe we were throwing snow-- but not ice."


Totally Busted!


One of those rare parenting moments when you actually have proof to throw in their faces.  (so glorious!)

Whenever I leave the kids at home the girlies get real creative with their cell phones.  This isn't the first time I've been gone and received video clips from them.  I'm not sure I actually want to know sometimes.  Ignorance is bliss you know.


Friday, November 4, 2011

Pinterest Treasure


Saw this on Pinterest and I was crying--  literally crying.  That's how funny I thought this was. 

Enjoy!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Halloween Candy

What the hang do you do with your Halloween candy?

Seriously-- I'm staring at gobs and gobs of this stuff.

The thought of my children digesting even half of it makes me sick.

I have a secret...  It's really bad.  I mean evil bad.

I throw my kids' candy away.  Bit by bit.  I start with the stupid candy.  You know those orange and black wrappered peanut butter thingies?  They should be banned because they are super nasty.  Then I move on to the tiny candies no one will notice went missing like tootsie rolls.  I pounce on the sugar dusty ones like Dip Sticks and Sweet Tarts because eating those is like putting in a sugar IV.  I widdle it down to the chocolates and skittles.  I save the good ones that the mister will eat and stuff those in the cupboard for later.  In a few days my kids forget about the candy and it's all gone to a better place.

There, I told you.  You can hate me a little bit.  But my kids don't have cavities. So there.


What about you?



Thank heavens above.... a wonderful reader left me a comment for this link...

http://natalienortonblog.com/2011/10/31/the-great-pumpkin-waging-war-against-candy-and-crazy/

That is genius!  (Thanks jacs23-- you rock!)


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Out with the old and in with the new

I'm physically relieved that Halloween is FINALLY over!

I absolutely despise Halloween.  I tried to get out of my Halloween rut this year.  I decorated the house inside and out.  I threw a party.  I bought a costume.  Still, it felt wrong.  My kids loved my sudden interest in the dark holiday.  They really go into painting signs and spreading cob webs.  But I am so glad to have that scarey business past me.

I tore every last bit of Halloween down today and dusted off my box of Christmas sparkelies.  I'm giddy with anticipation.  We are scheming a big ta-do in our front yard.  I thought we still had lots of lights packed away in the few mystery boxes we have left from the move.  It turns out I sold most all of them at our moving garage sale.  Oops!  The mister was not pleased.  But guess what?  I can just go down to Target and buy more.  Which I have already done. 
Giddy, seriously giddy.

I can't get enough of Christmas.

I would bust out my Christmas CD and put up the tree except for one small problem.  Thanksgiving.

I like Thanksgiving and all but it really is a speed bump to Christmas.

So I'm itchin' to deck the halls and warm up my credit card for some Christmas magic.

May I be the first to wish you a happy holiday season.  Yahoo!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Pumpkin Saga Continued...

The last time we talked, I was in the middle of my Rugby pumpkin crisis.

Just so we are clear, it's usually the Mom that ends up devastated, not the kid.

Case in point.  Rugby's teacher "forgot" who she assigned what to.  Which meant that Rugs got a free pass for bringing in bread instead of cookies.  The down side was, there was way too much bread.  His teacher sent his back home.  He forgot to take it out of his backpack for a few days and it is now two squished flat stale pumpkin bread wads stuck to the bottom of his back pack.

I reported to my son that I paid $7 per loaf for his stinkin' class.  He informed me that I was a ripped off. 

..you're tellin' me, kid.


So coming full circle, some how I ended up with the short end of the stick both times.

Stupid Pumpkin Bread!  I hate you!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Pumpkin cookies

Rugby produced a note from his back pack this morning announcing that I was to provide cookies for 28 children the next day.  Then he skipped merrily off to school.

I hate his teacher a little today.

Today was not my day to go and hunt down 28 not-homemade-pumpkin-flavored-cookies-in-store-wrapping. Seriously, who even makes pumpkin flavored cookies?  Everyone knows that pumpkin shaped sugar cookies with frosting are way better than eating real pumpkin.

I had stuff to do and things to worry about.  I did not have time for 28 pumpkin cookies.

I made a respectable effort, going to several stores, like a good mother.

I knew I didn't have any more time to spare looking for these freakin' cookies. 

Stupid cookies!

As a last ditch effort, I stopped at a bread shop and purchased a few loaves of chocolate chip pumpkin bread.  I was hoping Rugs would forget what the teacher asked for and shove it in his bag.

No such luck.

My treat choice was deemed a disgrace.  His life was over!  I got to hear all the drama about how he was specifically asked to bring COOKIES not bread.  How was he going to face his teacher?  She was probably going to yell at him.

(....insert major drama here)

I came up with several reasonable explanations.

1.  They are pumpkin cookies shaped into a loaf.

2.  Pumpkin cookies have recently been banned in local grocery stores.

3.  My mother joined Occupy and won't buy that crap cause she is stickin' it to the man.

4.  The teacher sent the wrong note.

5.  Pumpkin cookies are nasty-- duh.

6.  If all else fails throw it on the back table in the classroom and play dumb.

I was pushing for either 1 or 6.  None of these reasons appealed to Rugs.  He is still taking the bread.  I'll be waiting for my phone call announcing world's end at school.

I've finally ruined him.  Ugh, sigh-- that didn't take too long.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Who Farted?

It's UEA this weekend so I'm off doing fun things with the kids.  (Before I moved to Utah, I had no idea what people meant when they said UEA.  It's Utah's version of teachers convention.)

For now I thought you'd enjoy this...


Farts are funny.  They just are.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Out Smarted

The past little while has been a little touch and go with colds going around our house.  Last week I kept my oldest son home with a bad fever.

I sent everyone off to school and after my chores were all done I went to check back in with my son.  His fever was gone and he was all perked up.  I made a game plan decision and took him with on all of my errands so I wouldn't get backed up a day.

He is in third grade so it's been a while since we've had the day to ourselves.  We had so much fun.  We talked and laughed.  We ate treats and had lunch.  It was the best "sick" day ever.  I knew we'd get mixed reviews when his brothers and sisters got home so I told him to keep the majority of our day to himself.

That lasted about 2.5 seconds.

Monday I'm out to lunch and I get a phone call from the school.  My youngest son is sick and needs to be picked up.  I ask in my best sympathetic mom voice, "Is he faking?"  The secretary assures me that he looks pale and is slightly shaky.  So I drive all the way back to the school to find my son pink faced and happy, swinging his legs on the nurse's bench.

We get home and I try to call him out on his fake illness.  He won't budge.  I settle him in and start doing a few things around the kitchen.  Moments later, he sidles up next to me and bats his big eyes.

"Mom, remember how much fun you and Rugby had on Friday?"  I say, "Yeah..."  He turns to me and says, "When does the fun start now?"

Busted!

Not only was he faking to spend time with me-- I'm the one who basically brought it on myself.  Geez, talk about bad parenting.

It's always feels good to be out smarted by your seven year old.  Ugh!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Mops, lips, cars and more

If you are a crazy mad iPhone user, like myself, you should already know that Friday was a joyous celebration of the 4S. 

If you are like me and do not qualify for an upgrade quite yet, don't freak out.  Go and update your phone with the latest software sync and you will have a pleasant surprise.  New stuff-- and it's way sweet.

If you are one of those stinkin' luckies that actually got a 4S this weekend-- congratulations.  I'm officially jealous!  Boo whaaah!

I also have a list of things you might be interested in that I have recently discovered.

I am a huge fan of the swiffer-- anything.  I have the vac, the mop, the duster, the towels-- all great inventions.  What I don't like is buying all the replacement towels, mops, filters ect.  A few weeks ago I stumbled on this...



I am in love with the O Cedar Pro-mist.  The beauty is, the head is washable and the solution is whatever you want to fill it with.  So if you are an alcohol and water person, or a Mister Clean, or even a Pinesol person-- it doesn't matter. Awesome mop freedom!  Free yourselves my mopping friends-- BE FREE!

I have to admit, I'm not a lipstick person.  I don't like the way it tastes.  (No I don't eat it, it just migrates by itself.)  Then my lips dry out and I get those lipstick crease lines.  It's just no worth it to me.  Then on the occasions that I need to wear it, I end up feeling very self conscious.  So I found this...

It's lip stain by Cover Girl.  It doesn't taste AT ALL.  It's like a marker for your lips.  It stays on really well.  It's my new found love in make-up.  If you are not used to seeing yourself in lipstick I recommend trying the nude shade.  It still does a nice subtle color and it's not as shocking for your brain.

Lastly, I stumbled upon a golden nugget the other day.  We were riding in the car as a family, sipping on some smoothies, and one of my kids "dropped" their smoothie all over the car.  It wouldn't have been that bad but the said child kept wiping it around the car to try to "clean" it off.  We pulled over at one of those car wash places with the shampooers and vacuums to clean up.  While we were there we decided to let the kids try a self wash stall for the van.  It was awesome.  They all took turns using the guns to wash the van.  Sudsing, rinsing, it was so cool.  They thought it was so fun and I got a clean van.  Win win.  That doesn't happen too often.  It was a serious bonus.  So next time you need a quick fun activity for the kids, try the self car wash.  It's an adventure.

What's your latest favorite?  I'd love to hear about it.

Friday, October 14, 2011

My Sick Bed

I have a cold. 

It's the kind that likes to linger.

It is nearly undetectable during the day now, but it sneaks up on me at night.

Last night I coughed my brains out.

I didn't get much sleep-- neither did the mister.

I was in the bathroom guzzling cough syrup at 3 a.m.

It didn't help.

So I decided to be a good wife and go sleep in the guest room so one of us could get a little shut eye.

I probably shouldn't have done that because now I know what I'm missing.  It turns out our guest bed is super awesomely impossibly comfortable.  It's also on it's own level which makes it pretty much sound proof.

I. AM. IN. LOVE.

If you've been following me for a while you know how I feel about a king sized bed.  (you can reminisce HERE)  I think it's vital for a healthy marriage to have a king sized bed.  Everyone needs a little space-- OK.  Just sayin'.

So this morning the mister finds me in the guest room.  I explained my new love for the bed and ask, "Do you think it would be too much to shove two of these together in our bedroom?"  (It's a queen.) From the look on his face, I don't think I'll be getting my request any time soon.
How cool would that be?  If a kid or dog comes in in the middle of the night it would be way more do-able right?  You could sprawl out however you wanted.  (Apparently I'm not the first person to think of this because I found plenty of pictures and blogs about exactly this.  There are some smart people out there-- I'm tellin' ya.)

Pure heaven.

Just think about it.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Hallo-wiener

I need your help.

It's Halloween time again and the mister and I have to be something epic this year.

I have chosen this...
The mister, for obvious reasons, has his reservations.  Something about stretchy Zebra pants... blah blah blah.

He would rather be something like this...
I'm pretty sure I'd sweat my guts out in this suit.  Plus anything that has plastic nipples is really not for me.  Just sayin'.

Halloween is a trying time for me.  I am not a person who likes to be scared AT ALL.  I like all the happy fun cute things about Halloween but NONE of the gore and blood business.  I'm a self proclaimed Hallo-wiener. 

One of the few cute things I do like about Halloween is Boo-ing people.  It's a tradition that was made up by really fun people who like cute nice Halloween stuff.  (I just made that up.  But it sounds like it could be true-- right?)  Anyway, what you do is make a really fun treat basket or plate of cookies or something and secretly door bell ditch it to someone you know.  Our kids think it is so fun.  We love doing it.  It brings a little cheer into Halloween and makes people feel loved.  Perfect!  Here is a sample I got from TomKat Studio.



You can download your own copy HERE.  They have a couple of different styles to choose from.

Happy Boo-ing!
 


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Age-- it's just a number, right?

I don't recall being obsessed with age as a child.

I do remember thinking that the 20's were cool and anything past 30 was old.  But I don't remember worrying that my parents were going to die of old age.

My kids-- not so much.

The other day I heard Rugby telling the other kids, "Mom is probably going to die when she is 30 because that's like practically dead."

In defense of my youthful self I told him, "Um, honey, I'm already 33 and I'm not dead.  I guess I cheated death by 3 whole years."

He looked at me like I had minutes left to live.  I assured him that I would be fine and that 30 wasn't actually that old.

He also feels that my grandmother should be in the record books or something.  When he tells people about her he always leads with, "...she is 89 and she's not even dead yet!!"

Yeah, he's a real ladies man.  He knows just what to say.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Teacher Conferences

We had teacher conferences yesterday. 

I always dread teacher conferences.  It's not what you think.

My children get all A's and they never EVER have discipline problems at school.

So why the dread?

It has become apparent to me that each of my children have dual personalities.  They have a school person and a home person.  I like to test out how much the teacher actually knows my child or rather, the child I know at home.

I asked the first teacher, "So do you notice that she does just enough to get by?"  The teacher responded, "No, she goes above and beyond with her work and participation!  It's awesome!"

You know what's not so awesome?  My toilet is not feeling the same way about her work skills.  Mysterious how that work ethic just sorta comes and goes.

I asked another teacher, "Do you have focus issues with him?"  The teacher acts surprised,"I never have focus issues with him.  He is always alert and paying attention in class."

Not exactly the same reaction I get when asking him to turn off the TV to do his homework.  Not even close to the same reaction I get when asking him for the twentieth time to pick up his dirty underwear.

"Do you think my child is a stress case?"  The teacher looks puzzled, "No, she seems to take everything in strides."

This same kid is flailing on the ground freaking out about all the things she has to do and how it all has to be perfect and how she doesn't have time for any of it.  This happens almost daily.  The teacher is clueless.

The last kid's teacher was shocked that I was concerned about the moodiness of my child and his constant yelling voice.  She told me she couldn't believe it.  This was one of her model students that she uses as an example for the other kids every day.

Same kid at home yells everything he says.  Not in a mad way but in a very loud way.  He is also an extremely passionate kid.  Easily angered and very hard to cajole into doing his homework.

After my meetings I went home and confronted the guilty.

"So you guys save all your crazies for me?!?" 

First kid replies, "Um, yeah mom!  I wouldn't want the other kids at school to think I'm a weirdo!"  Second kid pipes up, "My teacher gives me candy when I'm good and I'm not passing that up!"  I reminded them of all the times that I had given them treats and prizes... I got nothing but blank stares.  Another kid adds, "Well, at school we have to sit in desks and stuff so we have to be good."  I offered to install desks at home that day.  I didn't have any takers.

"This is crap!  I birthed you and I get all the drama?"


Today when I dropped my children off to school, I looked at them a little differently.  I swear I could actually see them transform and put on their school best. 

It's so not fair!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Target Card


I was at Target today.  (no surprise there...)

The last several times I've visited Target they've been trying to talk me into getting the Target debit card.  I've hesitated because the mister has a strict policy about store credit cards-- I shouldn't have them.  Simple and easy to understand really.

So I decided to take my chances with the mister and just get the dang card.  It really was all about the 5% off.  I can't say no to a sale.  The cashier is having some trouble and explains that she can't sign me up for the card today.  It seems that the computers crashed at Target today and so I wasn't able to get my good deal.

The cashier seemed genuinely upset so I wanted to console her.

I said, "Don't worry, I'm not a stranger to this store.  I'll be back to get the card."

She looked at me with genuine sincerity and replied, "Oh, I know dear.  I see you here all the time."

(blink, blink)

So, my sweet sweet love for Target is apparent to not only the mister, but to random workers too.


Umm....

I can quit any time-- I swear.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Sweet Talk app

A friend of mine suggested a new app to me.  I downloaded it right away and it's been getting some pretty serious time here in our house.  It gives everyone the giggles.  You have to try it.  It's called sweet talk.

The basic idea is that you have different mouths that say different things.  It's a real hoot.  The best part is-- it's free.  Our favorite is Mama Cita. 


What's your favorite app?

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Conference

I am so thankful for Conference weekend.  It means jammies, family time, baking and listening.  I love the way Conference makes my house feel.  I love that it inspires me to be a little better than I currently am.  I love that it gives me an excuse to stay home all weekend and be with my family.  I also enjoy the art of doing two things at once.  I choose to listen and bake.  I crank the volume up on the TV and bake to my heart's content.  My family has been basking in muffins, cakes, pizzas, dinners and jello. 

If you are wondering what Conference is you can check it out HERE.  One of my favorite talks so far was by President Monson.  He has always been one of my favorite speakers.  It makes me laugh to hear his stories and sense of humor.  His dedication to service is his most endearing quality. 

So today I'm asking you, "What can you do for someone else this week?"  I love to serve other people.  It makes me feel like I'm making a difference.  No matter how big or small-- step it up.  Go out of your comfort zone and help someone else this week.

Service is kind of like a huge mosaic.  If you look at one piece, it's not very impressive.  But when you look at all of the "little pieces" together, it's a masterpiece.  Service, no matter how big or small-- it all adds up.


What can you do?

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Hot Chelle Rae, Adam Levine, and P-dubs

Here are a few things I thought you might like.
My friend is really into this song called Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae.  You can find it HERE.
If you start humming even a little bit of this song my friend starts dancing and singing.  It's priceless.


(wasn't a big fan of the video so you get the nerdy lyrics version)

This guy has been into Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes featuring one of my favorite's, Adam Levine.  I can't get enough of that guy lately.  You can check it out HERE.  It's a little "yo yo" but very fun in the car.
 

Lastly, you all know my sweet sweet love for P-dubs.  You know, the Pioneer Woman?  If you haven't heard of her-- you must live under a rock.  She has a great blog HERE, an awesome you have to buy it cook book HERE, and now she's on TV HERE!!!!

The other day I was stalking strolling through her site and I came across THIS.  They are called Knock You Naked Brownies.  I am obsessed with carmel so I HAD TO HAVE THEM!  I made them (minus the nuts) yesterday.  I keep sneaking to the fridge to take bites all day long.  I have proclaimed this to be the best thing I've ever baked. 

If you're in my neighborhood, come by for a taste test.  But I'm warning you, they won't be here much longer.  Yum! 

...now if you'll excuse me, I have some brownies to eat.
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