Last summer I discovered these little beauties. I bought myself a pair and wore them hard all summer long. They were comfortable, just over the knee and they looked dressy with the right top.... blah blah blah. They were basically my magic pants.
When I find something that I love, I go out and buy it in every color and live in it.
So I set out in search of my summer supply of magic pants and I found just what I was looking for. Jackpot!! I quickly snatched up a pair and headed to the dressing room. I immerged proudly sporting my perfect find.
The sales lady that was helping me says, "You know, some people can do knit and some people can't. You definitely can't."
I just stared at her.... blink blink.
I don't know what hurt worse; knowing that I can't wear knits or knowing that everyone on the entire planet has already seen my butt in these pants for a whole summer!
Thanks lady but you're a little too late to this party. I'll think of you every single time I pull on my pants of shame!
Do these pants make me look fat?
(No, your butt does!)