Breckyn: Yeah, nasty car.
Breckyn: My Great Grandma is 84 and she's not even dead yet!
Rugby: No you won't. When you grow up Aunt Cassie will be dead. (Note to readers, Cassie was 25 at the time.)
On Emerson's first visit to the dentist he wasn't convinced of the dentist's credentials.
Emerson: Grandpa's not a dentist, he's a grandpa!
After the birds and the bees talk with Breckyn her reaction went like this...
Breckyn: Dad made you do that 4 times?
Me: Uh... yeah...
Breckyn: Dad is so mean!
Zoey: I want lots and lots of pink stuff for my birthday. I don't care what it is just as long as it's pink.
The Mister: What about a pink turd? (This guy always takes it to the next level.)
Emerson: You scared the hecks out of me!