Thursday, November 3, 2011
Seriously-- I'm staring at gobs and gobs of this stuff.
The thought of my children digesting even half of it makes me sick.
I have a secret... It's really bad. I mean evil bad.
I throw my kids' candy away. Bit by bit. I start with the stupid candy. You know those orange and black wrappered peanut butter thingies? They should be banned because they are super nasty. Then I move on to the tiny candies no one will notice went missing like tootsie rolls. I pounce on the sugar dusty ones like Dip Sticks and Sweet Tarts because eating those is like putting in a sugar IV. I widdle it down to the chocolates and skittles. I save the good ones that the mister will eat and stuff those in the cupboard for later. In a few days my kids forget about the candy and it's all gone to a better place.
There, I told you. You can hate me a little bit. But my kids don't have cavities. So there.
What about you?
Thank heavens above.... a wonderful reader left me a comment for this link...
That is genius! (Thanks jacs23-- you rock!)