... you go to get dressed only to realize that absolutely every pair of your underwear are dirty.
... your husband asks if you have or haven't showered yet today.
... the UPS guy comes to the door and you aren't wearing a bra.
... you find yourself running down the road with your garbage can to catch the garbage truck that has just rolled past your house.
... you are late for an appointment and you have -0 miles left on your gas tank.
... you have thought about chocolate in some form at least 30 times before 10 a.m.
... your child is sitting in a pile of their own stink smearing it around the bathroom like finger paints.
... your husband calls you to tell you to "take it easy" with the credit card while you are in the check out with your cart piled sky high.
Some days, I'm not even sure why I bother.