you can't shine a turd
(I know, classy-- right?)
Well, he has been inserting it in conversation all over the place to see how it will be received. So tonight we are sitting with the kids before bed and he says it.
Z Kid: What does that even mean Dad?
The Mister: It means that it's bad no matter what you do to it, just like a turd.
R Kid: Well, you could put googly eyes on the turd that would make it look better.
B Kid: Maybe a wig and some arms and legs. That would make it way cuter.
The Mister: But at the end of the day it's still a turd, stinky and gross.
Kids: Wow, you're right Dad.
The mister is our guru master. So mystical and mysterious. It's hot!