Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish?
You get to have dinner sprinkled to you every day.
You would never have to stop doing what you loved best.
Apparently you have a short memory so you would never remember anything bad.
You are in tip top shape because you swim all day.
You can't talk so you won't open your mouth and get yourself in trouble.
But best of all, you have a front row seat to all the action in the house.
I have a theory that everyone resembles an animal of some sort. You can see it in their personality and in some cases, right on their face. For example, I am a squirrel. I am always chasing after my nuts (A.K.A. my kids). I like to scramble around getting everything just how I want it and I'm easily distracted.
What do you suppose you are?