This little guy might look all cute and innocent but don't be fooled. This is the face of a hardened criminal master mind. (according to Breckyn at least)
This morning Emerson was taddled on about one gazillion times. (yes, that is an exact number) He plead not guilty to all charges. He was sentenced to two consecutive terms of time-out followed by a restraining order from Breckyn. Which was promptly violated after said sentences were served.
Breckyn: "Moooom! Emerson is blackmailing all of us but he didn't send a letter he just told us."
Note to self: Tell Breckyn the correct definition of blackmailing which usually does not include an actual piece of mail.
Emerson is still denying any wrong doing but later that same day he ended up serving a long stretch in the big house in solitary confinement. (AKA the nap of shame)
Hopefully my pretty little man will be motivated to change is evil ways after spending a little time up the river. Or perhaps tomorrow he'll find out just how tough life in the slammer can be.
(OK coming up with jail talk is rediculously fun. I'm sitting here giggling to myself. I love when I think I'm funny.)