The mister and I went to see...
OK, I have some germ issues.
This was probably not the best movie for me to see.
But, that made me want to see it more. Weird. Yes, I know.
The basic plot of the movie is nasty germs, they spread quick, people freak out and do weird things, and lots of people die. Totally the feel good movie of the year.
I left the theater not wanting to touch anything ever again. I think I am going to try to live the rest of my life in a bubble.
But bubble life would be complicated. How do you pee?
OK, forget the bubble. I'll just take up hand washing as an Olympic sport. Yeah, that could work.
If you don't get a chance to see it in the theater-- not to worry. This is a solid rental.
....now if you'd excuse me, I have to go wash my hands.