Little Miss Thang and I have been spending some quality time together lately. She comes with her own set of quirks just like every little kid. Her latest is, she finds it disgusting to wipe her own bottom. Apparently she doesn't care that someone else has to do it. Where is the sense in that?
We are in Wally World the other day and she needs to go. So we make our way to the potty. She sits down and gets to business while I'm trying to organize my coupons. Then she turns to me and says, "Hey Luc, I've got a new friend for you. His name is Mr. Poopy and I made him just for you! He can be your friend forever and he will always be waiting for you right here in the potty! .....Um, you can wipe me now."
What can you say to that? Should I say thank you? How thoughtful?
This kid cracks me up. Where does she come up with this stuff? My new friend... Ha! I'm still laughin' about it.
Got any great one liners from your little friends?