Tuesday, October 5, 2010
I sense no immediate danger so I keep blogging. Big guy goes out the back door for a security check around the yard. I think, "Whatever. No one will even think of sticking around if they see big guy."
Then the door bell rings and it's pitch black outside our house. I jump about 10 feet. I muster up the courage to go to the door. I turn on the outside lights and see a skull with a candle lodged in its head but no one is there. FREAKY! SUPER WAY TOTALLY FREAKY!
As a side note there are two things you should know about me.
1. I HATE to be scared!
2. I HATE to be scared!
With that in mind, I see the skull and immediately start to slam the door. Just as the door is closing I notice a note wrapped around the candle with a bow. Now, skulls and candles are scary but whoever thought to tie a bow with grosgrain ribbon is probably not. So I open the door and carefully grab the skull. (You know the kind of grab you do when you are sure the object is toxic. I've got like two fingers barely touching the thing-- nasty.)
It turns out it is an invite to a Halloween party at our friends house. Thanks for the creepy invite guys! I am officially creeped out. You scared the crap out of me. I'm a total Hallo-weenie.
Now, the best part about this is we are required to dress up as a famous couple. That's where you come in. Who should we be? I need some goooood ideas.
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