Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Squirrels Can't be Trusted!

 Awwww, who doesn't love a good picture of a cute fuzzy fluffy squirrel?
 My squirrel hating sister-- that's who!  My little sister has an unhealthy fear of squirrels.  Here in Wisconsin there are squirrels everywhere just waiting to get her.  I myself have never felt threatened by squirrel kind but to each his own.  Being the quirky person that I am, I find in incredibly funny to send her squirrel propaganda from time to time.  I can't pass up a squirrel card or a squirrel t-shirt to save my life.  I have to buy it for her.  In fact last year I sent her squirrel pajamas for Christmas.  It's wrong-- I know, but it gives me the giggles.  So bare with me...
It turns out that I have found actual proof that there are squirrel training camps all over Wisconsin.  I think they are plotting to take over our nut supplies.
 In addition, there are squirrel spies that keep track of our every move.  Shifty little buggers if you ask me.
They have been gathering intel so they can blend in among us.
They are everywhere!  No one is safe I tell you!
Be advised, do not-- I repeat, DO NOT attempt to confront them on your own.
They are considered to be armed and very dangerous.
These two were caught trying to sneak their acts by in Metropolis and Gotham.  But we can spot a fake when we see one.  Their tails were a dead giveaway.
This one is for you little sis.  I think you were right all along. 
 Squirrels can't be trusted!

Happy Birthday!


Cassie said...

You are such a PUNK!!! But I love you any way. Thanks for the post and the squirrel birthday card! Love you!

Your weenie sister :)

Anonymous said...

I bet that you had more fun than I can believe making this post. You are one funny sister and the rest of us love your sense of humor. Thanks!


Anonymous said...

Maybe she just doesn't like living squirrels but if you sent her a stuffed one...I am sure with hunting season starting something could be arranged...:)


Jodi said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! So funny! Thanks for making me laugh today. =) Happy Birthday Cassie!

Anonymous said...

HAHA. Love it. My Great Aunt HATES flamingos, so of course my family sends her flamingo stuff all the time.

Also, speaking of squirrels. One time at work (which is school), we found a stuffed squirrel on tree bark sitting on the curb. EW!

JennRose said...


check it out!

I Am Momma - Hear Me Roar said...

This post made me laugh REALLY hard. Love it. You rock.

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