Friday, February 18, 2011

Cat Lady

The Mister asked me about ten times if I wanted to go with him to pick up his dry cleaning today.  I finally agreed and as we were pulling up he says, "This is why I wanted you to come with."  He points to these signs hanging in the bushes outside the store.

He went in and got his shirts and I snuck out of the car to snap a few pictures.  Just as I'm shutting the car door he comes out.  He looks at me with knowing eyes.  I look of guilty, I'm sure.  He says, "YOU DID NOT!"  I say, "I sure did!  You can't make this stuff up!"

Our questions are,

Who is the cat lady and does she know that they call her the cat lady?

Is she slitting open big bags of kitty chow for all the neighborhood cats at the local dry cleaners?

Why the dry cleaners?


Talk amongst yourselves....

9 comments:

I Am Momma - Hear Me Roar said...

That is seriously funny. If you figure the mystery out PLEASE tell. I thought they were talking about a cat pooping on their lawn, but clearly there's much more to it. Hmmm....I'm going to let me mind wander for a while.

Alison said...

Believe it or not, something like that just made our local news. Someone outside of a salon keeps putting wet cat food on the sidewalk, and a client from the salon slipped, fell, and busted her head! So now the owner of the salon posted a sign saying that if you get caught feeding the cats on the property, you get a $5000 fine!

Mandi@TidbitsfromtheTremaynes said...

Bwahahaha! I'd be tempted to post a camera there! Soo funny!

Beth @ Sand To Pearl said...

If you lived by us I'd be sure they were talking about a woman who lives really close, she walks her cat, she pushes it around in a cat stroller, and she lets it pee on my lawn. We have a beautiful brown spot all year long from that rotten cat. The lady doesn't like us because we got in a fight with her over our townhouse and how the association has to fix our roof, since we pay them for that kind of thing, she's on the board and she didn't like the fact that we had gotten an attorney because they took over 6 months to even come out and look at it. If there are people like that here, I'm sure there are people like that there.

d.n.williamson said...

All I can say is "What the WHAT?" and where does Tim take his dry cleaning so that I can go and look at the signs in person!

Margene said...

I love the signs. food gets gross when it is wet. I vote against the cat lady. She should just catch the cats and take them home instead of spreading food all over the place.

Cassie said...

HILARIOUS!!! I don't know who that cat lady might be but maybe there is more than one offensive cat lady....hence the need to signs!

Jodi said...

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Viva the cat lady!!! You CAN'T make stuff like that up!!! Where do these people come from?! Too funny!

Jen said...

I know this is an old post, but I just found it and got a good laugh from it. :)

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